In June 2007 - Monty and 5 of his Pals from the Midlands hit the streets of Laganas in Zante. This was the beginning of Monty's first Lads holiday and he was in for a hell of a ride.Monty, Pace, Baines, Nay, D-Ro and Matt arrived in Laganas on Sunday the 3rd at 7:45pm, by 11:15pm Monty and the boys were chavvin it up on the Dance floor of Rescue nightclub. The Barstaff in the club were really friendly and Monty was straight in for a photo at the first sniff of a woman.
After taking centre stage and dancing non-stop for 40 minutes the boys put away a few extra cocktails and began sprinting around the lower section of the centre stage. Monty had begun his quest for fame and was already hanging around the neck of some random ugly bird. 
After a failed kidnap attempt Monty was back with the Boys following a heroic move by Matt to make sure Monty didn't bag an ugly bird on night number 1.
Certain members of the group were attached (had girlfriends) during this crazy journey, so obviously any mention of women in the story of Monty is strictly limited to actions on the part of Pace, D-Ro and Baines (Dirty Dawgs).
Anyway Monkey prefers Breast rather than steak - due to family entertainment legislation we can't show this girls face, needless to say that Monty had the pick of women while we were there. Look:
As you can see he liked 4somes.
G-Spot Girl again. 
Bainesy always has an Angel looking over his shoulder, or is that the poor photography effort from Mr Pace, anyway this is Baines working his magic, i think Monty was looking down her top.
One night we went to a Karaoke bar and met up with a group of 22 Graduates and their Fishbowl the size of a swimming pool. This young lady could hold a pint glass between her breasts - talented. She was a nice girl though. Pace what have you done with that photo...
Credit to Nathan for this one - ugliest bird on the whole island and no-one else would dare go near, Nathan went in so that we could get this shot. Loving the shiny skin. Once again though Monty was unconcerned - just another photo for him - such a professional.
As you can see from this picture, sometimes Monty can be mans best friend - Not on this occasion though - he was just telling Matt that with ears like that he could be one of those tree jumping orangutangs. Baines just in shot having a fag break - Bainesy's opinion is Fags + Beer + Not being in Belper = Heaven.
There were serious concerns over Nathans enjoyment at pretending to be a "Blonde Laydeeeee" 
But he didn't half scare the bloke who pinched his arse.
Something about this photo says "we are gay and it's fine".
Monty did finally arrive to join the Birthday bash, just in time to stop Matt and D-Ro snogging by the looks of it. Did it really get that bad? You've gotta admit though they do look like drummers from a failed band from the 90's.
Wayne's World, Wayne's World - Totally awesome! Baines didn't realise how real his hair looked. It was ginger and judging by the fair skin, it matches the carpet and the curtains.
Where are your guitars? Pace and Baines attempting to tie their arms in a knot.
Nathan took quite a bit of stick during this holiday - he was love sick and went home early on a couple of occasions to be with his phone. But really we love him and he loves the camera as you can see from this entertaining collection.
How cute he is when you can't hear his voice. Aaaaarrrrrrr. I think you've grown out of the Mickey Mouse pyjamas though mate.
His excuse for not showering all holiday was that he was too tall to fit in it.
Cool as a Cucumber, sorry - tall as a cucumber.
We all have bad hair days, you just have to smile about it.
Chilling after a night of abusing his body - no not that sort of abuse - alcohol and dancing like he's one of Madness!
Well you can hardly have a Pictography without one of his modelling shots. Good job the scratches on his back went before the end of the Holiday.