Monkey Nights

Following on from the Sunday night of excitement we did the morning headcount and all were present and correct - following some balcony jumping and the amazing entertainment of stealing the electric card when someone is in the shower - we trundled into town. Yiannis the Steakhouse PR was a nice guy and entertained us with his wisdom about the ladies and "cheeky cheeky dance". After fending off 10 PR's on the first strip, we then met our most feared nemesis - Mario (we don't actually know his name, but he was a slightly fatter version of the Nintendo hero), after trying to pull our arms off with his handshake he then told us about his fantastic Steak - you do the Maths; Greasy fat guy as PR has to chase accross the road for customers = do not eat here!

Anyway Monkey prefers Breast rather than steak - due to family entertainment legislation we can't show this girls face, needless to say that Monty had the pick of women while we were there. Look:

Everyone wants to kiss Monty, excuse the Blur, Si moved so fast around the women that i had to chase him to get these shots.

Simon's Scouse Rep friend wanted to spank the Monkey, but she wasn't keen on Matt when he went for a ride on the chair with wheels - she nearly made him cry. Notice the girl to the right - she had some significance later in Paceys night.

Pacey looking over this birds shoulder, he was checking that she hadn't eaten Monty.